Sam was ready to tee off this gorgeous Sunday morning and looked up to the sky and said, "Please G-d, tell me there's a golf course in Heaven.
The skies opened up and a deep vice proclimed, "Sam, I ahve some good news and some bad news".
"So, what's the good news?", asked Sammy.
"Sam, we have the most magnificent golf course in Heaven. Plush, green fairways. Greens as smooth as silk. Never a wait on the first tee. Never a rainy day."
Sammy replies, "That's fantastic! What could possibly be so bad?"
"You tee off tomorrow morning at 9:00 AM"
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