A condom - is a large apartment.
A diaphragm - is a drawing in Geometry.
A dildo - is a variety of the sweet pickle.
A menstrual cycle - has three wheels.
A pubic hair - is a type of wild rabbit.
An erection - is when Japanese people vote.
An umbilical chord - is part of a parachute.
Asphalt - describes rectal problems.
Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria.
Barium - What doctors do when patients die.
Benign - What you be after you be eight.
Catscan - Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize - Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic - A sheep dog.
Coma - A punctuation mark.
D&C - Where Washington is.
Dilate - To live long.
Douche - is the French word for "twelve.
Enema - Not a friend.
Fester - Quicker than someone else.
Fetus - is a character on Gunsmoke.
Fibula - A small lie.
G.I.Series - World Series of military baseball.
Genitals - are people of non-Jewish descent.
Hangnail - What you hang your coat on.
Impotent - Distinguished, well known.
Kotex - is a radio station in Cincinatti.
Labor Pain - Getting hurt at work.
Masturbate - is used to catch large fish.
Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane.
Morbid - A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates.
Node - I knew it.
Outpatient - A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear - A fatherhood test.
Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative - A letter carrier.
Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery.
Rectum - Damn near killed him.
Secretion - Hiding something
Seizure - Roman emperor.
Spread Eagle - is an extinct bird.
Tablet - A small table.
Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport.
Testacles - are found on an octopus.
The clitoris - is a type of flower.
Tumor - More than one.
Urine - Opposite of mine.
Varicose - Near by/close by
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