There may be a redneck in the ghetto if...
somebody says, "Yo man" and he says, "Yo mama."
someone says Ho, he starts looking for cotton the chop.
he thinks he can leave his rifle mounted in the back of his parked pickup truck overnight.
girls walking the streets ask him for a date, and he feels this is his lucky day.
he hears a guy standing on the street saying, "Crack, Crack, Crack," and he pulls up his bluejeans.
he thinks greens is something you play golf on.
his wife tells him she is being blackmailed and he wants to know what dude she is having an affair with.
he thinks it would be funny to go out as a ghost on Halloween, and run around the ghetto with a white sheet over his head.
someone asks him for a forty, and he gives them two twenty dollar bills.
he walks up to the local basketball court and says, "You BOYS are making to much noise."
somebody farts and the cops come.
he has a hitching post and a bail of hay in front of apartment B.
you've got a deer crossin' sign on your door.
he starts his pickup truck and people think they are getting shot at.
they come in on a carriage and two horses.
he see's a black man running from the cops and hollers, "Cledus get in the truck!"
he keeps his food stamps in a money clip.
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