Moishe goes to see his Rabbi.
"I need your advice. My wife just gave birth to a girl"
"Mazeltov."
"Thank you. Can we name the baby after a relative?"
"According to Jewish custom, you can name a baby after a departed father, mother, brother... "
"But they are all still alive," says Moishe.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry to hear that," said the Rabbi.
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