Night before her wedding, the beautiful and dutiful Jewish bride to be asked her Rabbi father for some sound advice.
"Pappa, I don't know what to wear when I greet my husband in bed. Do I wear a sexy, see through, low cut shortie nightie to make him want me? Or do I wear a thick cotton nightdress that covers me from neck to toes that a respectable girl like me should wear"?
Her father the Rabbi replied "it makes no difference, you are going to get screwed anyway"!
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