Things were very quiet in the UK so an English paratrooper named Mike Smith decides to join the Israeli Air Force. During his interview, he explains that he has lots of experience and is raring to go. He is given a parachute and told that in a few days time, he would be jumping out over the Negev desert.
Smith asks, "What do I do if it doesn't open, sir? Where is the reserve chute?"
The officer tells him only one is necessary, "If you say the Shema, you'll have nothing to worry about Smith."
Smith asks, "What is Shema?"
The officer explains and gives him a book so that he can learn how to say it. And for the next few days, Smith practices the Shema. On the day of his first jump with the Israeli Air Force, Smith's chute doesn't open, Remembering what he's been taught, he starts to recite the Shema as he is falling. Suddenly, an enormous hand appears out of nowhere and catches him. He is so shocked by what is happening that he shouts out, "Jesus Christ!"
Immediately, the hand turns over and drops him out.
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