A new TV programme – 'Who wants to be a kosher millionaire?'
You have 3 lifelines to help you as follows
you may call your Rabbi for his opinion;
you may ask the Congregation for their opinion;
you may consider your wifes opinion... or not!
OK, so lets play already.
Q: Who is Israels favourite Internet provider?
A: Netanyahoo
Q: What's the name of the face lotion made especially for Becky?
A: Oil of Oy Vay
Q: What's the title of a horror film for Jewish women?
A: Debby Does The Dusting
Q: What is the technical term for a divorced Jewish woman?
A: Plaintiff
Q: In Jewish doctrine, when does a foetus become human?
A: When it wins a place in medical school
Q: What does Sadie do to keep her hands soft and her nails long
A: Nothing at all
Q: Define "genius"
A: An average student with a Jewish mother
Q: Why did the mohel retire?
A: He just couldnt cut it anymore
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
A: A fur coat
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