A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother
wants to show her
daughter that she's a hip parent and tries to get her daughter to open
up and talk about
dating boys and what it's like for her.
Mom: So... now that you have started dating, what's it like getting
intimate with young
men?
Daughter: Oh you know how it is, boys are always insensitive and never
care if intimacy
isn't working for me.
Mom: How?
Daughter: Oh, stuff...
Mom: Really now, you can trust me. I think that its important for
mothers and daughters to
talk about these matters...
Daughter: I don't know...
Mom: Now don't forget, I was a teenager once and I can remember what
dating boys was
like for me, believe I remember
Daughter: Really?
Mom: Really...
Daughter: Ok, for starters, how did you get their cum out of your
eyes?
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