Naomi, recently married, meets her friend Emma in Brent Cross shopping centre.
"Hi Naomi," says Emma, "how's marriage treating you?"
"Not too bad Emma," replies Naomi, "but tell me something - I seem to have forgotten the proper procedure. When one first gets married, how long should one wait before starting to point out to ones husband what disgusting habits he has?"
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