* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
* To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
* Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
* To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
* To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
* To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
* If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
* When you loose your car keys, click on find.
* "Help" with the chores is just a click away.
* Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
* And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU...
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