ACRONYM:
A Completely Random Order Never Yields Meaning
From Mike Letch.
APPLE :
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASIC :
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
CA :
Constant Acquisitions (from NetDummy Humor)
CD-ROM :
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
DEC :
Do Expect Cuts
DOS :
1. Defunct Operating System
2. Defective Operating System
IBM :
1. I Blame Microsoft
2. I've Been Moved
3. Its Better Manually (from Mike Letch)
4. I've Been Mugged (from Mike Letch)
ISDN :
1. It Still Does Nothing
2. Improvements Subscribers Don't Need (from Mike Letch)
JAVA :
Just Another Vague Acronym
MACINTOSH :
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
M.C.S.E.:
Must Call Someone Else
Submitted by Vince and Dave.
MICROSOFT :
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
OS/2 :
Obsolete Soon, Too.
PCMCIA :
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
PENTIUM :
Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI :
System Can't See It
TWAIN :
Technology Without An Interesting Name Sent in by Jeremy
WebTV :
Worthless Electronic Bastard on your TV
Sent in by Xtreme.
WINDOWS :
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
WWW :
World Wide Wait
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