A chronologically challenged (i.e. elderly) woman speaks up
* "Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old. All we need do is buy him a few drinks first."
* "My memory is not as good as it used to be. Also, my memory is not as good as it used to be."
* "I found a way to prevent sagging. I eat till the wrinkles fill out."
* "Ive still got it, but nobody wants to see it."
* "Im into swing dancing. Not on purpose, some parts of my body are just prone to swinging."
* "Its scary when I start making the same noises as my coffee maker."
* "I think I might have reached my sexpiration date."
* "As I age, men still look at my boobs, but they have to squat down first."
* "Half the stuff in my shopping trolley these days says, 'For fast relief.'"
* "I dont think of it as getting hot flashes. I think of it as my inner child playing with matches."
* "I don't let aging get me down, its too hard to get back up."
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