Isaac is on his death bed with beloved wife Esther sitting with him.
He says: "Esther, when I was 20 and I failed my driving test, you were by my side"...
Esther: "Yes, my love"...
Isaac: "And ten years later, when our house burned down, you were there... by my side"
Esther: "Yes, my love"...
Isaac: "And then when our shop went bust, you were still there, by my side"...
Esther: "Yes my love"
Isaac: "And when I slipped over and broke my leg last year, you were there, by my side"
Esther: "Yes, my love"...
Isaac: "And now here I am... on my deathbed... and you're still here, by my side"
Esther "Yes, my love"...
Isaac: "Esther?"
Esther: "Yes, my love?"
Isaac: "Esther, you're a fucking jinx"...!
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