An Arctic explorer came face to face with a polar bear. Afraid of being eaten, he fell to his knees and started praying.
When the polar bear knelt down beside him and started praying too, the man shouted, "It's a miracle!"
The polar bear opened one eye and said "Don't talk while I'm saying grace."
We've just heard of still another result of Global Warming. Pedestrians in Iqaluit are now being pestered by polar bears panhandling for spare ice.
A Polar bear walks into a restaurant in Churchill and says to the waiter, "I'll have a seal steak ... and a side order of lemmings."
The waiter says... "What's with the big pause?"
The bear replies, "I don't know... but my father had them, too!"
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