Q: What do Alaskans celebrate every December?
A: Chris-Moose!
Q: Who makes up Alaskan nursery rhymes?
A: Mother Moose!
Q: Who is the most famous Alaskan cartoon character?
A: Mickey Moose!
Q: What holiday plant do Alaskans kiss under?
A: Moosel-toe!
Q: Who is the "Father of the North Country"?
A: George Moosington.
Q: What do you call a sleeping male moose?
A: A bull-dozer!
Q: Why do moose have such big antlers?
A: For better radio reception. They're moosic lovers.
Q: What do you call it when someone goes on a pointless search all over Alaska?
A: A wild moose chase!
Q: What do you call someone who acts foolish in Alaska?
A: A silly moose.
Q: And isn't there a John Steinbeck story called, "Of Moose and Men"?
A: And another famous story about "The Three Moosketeers"?
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