Your toilet is a 5-gallon bucket.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
Your toilet seat says "Sit Here".
Your toothbrush is a hand-me-down.
Your trasportaion is your boat.
Your trolling motor used to be a fan in a barber shop.
Your truck has a bumper sticker that reads, "Gun control is a steady hand."
Your truck has a new sunroof because the shotgun fell off the rack when you slammed the door.
Your truck has a variety or different make of parts (ex. Chevy radiator, Dodge starter, Ford body).
Your truck has any bondo on it.
Your truck has more colors than Jeff Gordons race car!
Your Truck has more Neon on it than the window of your local bar.
Your truck is stolen and sold by your mother to buy beer and Copenhagen.
Your truck stalled on the expressway and you never went back for it.
Your truck won't fit through the drive threw at McDonalds.
Your TV gets 512 channels, but you go outside to use the bathroom.
Your two best friends are named Skeeter and Possum.
Your Uncle made your car tag.
Your uncle's 14-year-old kid is out in the front lawn and sayin "Ai Pane Ai Pane."
Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
Your wardrobe consists of nothing but cammo and flannel.
Your washingline consists of 6 pair of trousers, 2 squirrels and a half-eaten possum...
Your watchband is wider than any book you've ever read.
Your way of seeing you need to bathe is by sticking your hand between your butt cheeks and smelling it.
Your wedding cake was made by Sara Lee.
Your wedding reception included a beer brunch.
Your wedding toast was made with a quart of Old Milwaukee.
Your wedding was held in the delivery room.
Your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
Your whole family is Democrats'cept little Mary. She lernt how to read.
Your whole family sleeps in the same bed.
Your whole wardrobe is work boots, camoflage pants, a plaid flannel shirt, and a John Deere hat.
Your whole yard has chickens and cows in it.
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