... your salary is less than your tuition.
... your potted plants stay alive.
... shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.
... you keep more food than beer in the fridge.
... you have to pay your own credit card bill.
... you haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
... 8:00 a.m. is not early.
... you have to file for your own taxes.
... you hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
... you're not carded anymore.
... you carry an umbrella.
... your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
... you start watching the weather channel.
... jeans and baseball caps aren't staples in your wardrobe.
... you can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.
... you go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
... you stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.
... you go to parties that the police don't raid.
... adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.
... you don't know what time Wendy's closes anymore.
... your car insurance goes down.
... you refer to college students as kids.
... you drink wine, scotch, and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.
... your parents start making casual remarks about grandchildren.
... you feed your dog Science Diet instead of Taco Bell.
... you're waking up at 6 am instead of going to bed.
... college sweatshirts are 'casual' instead of dress up.
... sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
... THEN: discussing with your friends: GPA's, spring break plans,and tonsil hockey... NOW: mutual funds, interest rates, and wedding plans.
... naps are no longer available between noon and 6 p.m.
... dinner and a movie -The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
... you get your news from sources other than USA Today, ESPN Sportscenter and MTV News.
... you find yourself reminiscing fondly of 2-hour Calculus exams.
... METABOLISM SLOWDOWN!!
... wine appreciation expands beyond Boone's and Mad Dog.
... you actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
... grocery lists actually contain relatively healthy food.
... when drinking, you say at least once per night, 'I just can't put it down the same as I used to'.
... over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work, not video games.
... you're actually willing to pay a bit more to drink in a bar that's not full of '21-year-old kids.'
... golf is beginning to seem a lot less silly.
... you think having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
... jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as'dressed up'.
... you're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
... you don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
... your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
... MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
... you go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms.
... a $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
... grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet pepsi, Ho-ho's.
... 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going to drink that much again.'
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