Sadie has been married for five years and is pleased when her husband Issy starts to call her 'an angel'. She likes compliments as much as the next woman, but after it goes on for a few weeks, Sadie asks Issy, "Why do you call me an angel, dear?"
"Because," replies Issy, "you're always up in the air, you're continually harping on about something and you never have a thing to wear."
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