A baby usually wakes up in the wee-wee hours of the morning.
A child will not spill on a dirty floor.
A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
A youth becomes a man when the marks he wants to leave on the world have nothing to do with tires.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose your nursing home.
Celibacy is not hereditary.
Familiarity breeds children.
For adult education, nothing beats children.
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Having children will turn you into your parents.
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
Ill-bred children always display their pest manners.
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