Mendel is a very old man, who only have a couple days left to live.
He calls for his granddaughter, Tiffany, to come to him.
When Tiffany arrived, he said to her, "Tiffany, I smell ruggalah. Go get me some, please."
Tiffany leaves, then comes back a coupld minutes later without it. She tells Mendel, "You can't have any."
"Why not?"
"They're for the shivah."
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