SWM - Single White Male - looking for SWF - Object -- walks, good conversation, cultural outings and wearing each others' behinds as hats. Please, no kooks. Box 7464.
You, at the cafeteria dessert bar slipping a couple creme caramels into your brassiere; me, at the buffet table, nonchalantly tossing a few croutons in the air and catching them in my mouth just to get your attention, followed by grapes, Swedish meatballs, and a leg of lamb. When I came to, you were gone. Call me. I think there was something special there. Box 9867.
Drop Dead Gorgeous redhead, Christy, wants to meet man with large wallet. Object -- him dropping dead. Sincere. Box 4942. Ask for Hank.
SWMSTOSOG - Single White Male Siamese Twins, One Straight One Gay - desperately seeking SWFSTOSOWTUGR - Single White Female Siamese Twins, One Straight One Willing To Undergo Gender Reallocation. Straight one must be on my right, her left -- or willing to stand on head. Must be Baptist. Box 3755.
SWMWH - Single White Male With Hump - also huge hairy warts, mismatched legs, crab-like walk, oozing sores and speech impimbimimnt, Republican, looking for SWS - Single White Supermodel - must be staunch NRA supporter. Object -- just maybe parent future president of U.S. of A. Leave partics along with recent photo at foot of bell tower. No freaks.
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