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Friday, June 3, 2011

I Need Big Boobs Because...

My husband has big hands. :)
It's been 30 years; it's time to get out of a training bra.
More than a mouthful isn't a waste.
They make a Carvel cake that has bigger breasts than mine.
The mammogram technician said, "Come back when your breasts are big enough to examine."
I want to shop for bras at Victoria's Secret NOT in the Junior section of JC Penney's.
I want to trade in my Kiwis for Cantaloupes.
POWER – I need the power!
So during sex I can keep my husband busy while I do my nails.
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