Abe and Golda are on their honeymoon. Golda turns to Abe in bed and says, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." Shocked, Abe asks, "How can you be a virgin? I'm your fourth husband, you were married three times before!"
Golda responds, "My first husband, Max, was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was examine it. My second husband, Hymie, was a psychiatrist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it. And my third husband, Izzy, was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was... oy do I miss Izzy!"
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