Gary, a financial advisor, is talking to one of his elderly lady clients about her recent purchase of $100,000 worth of Marks and Spencer shares.
"Rivkah, do you remember your recent investment in Marks and Spencer? Well, I've just heard that they are going to split."
"Oy vay, vat a pity," she replies sadly, "Im really very upset to hear about it - especially as they've been together for such a long time."
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