Moshe tells Abe one day, "I'm having an affair with a married woman called Freda."
Abe replies, "Mazeltov. I've been in the same situation myself so I'm in a good position to give you a piece of valuable advice."
"So tell me this advice, already," says Moshe.
"Well," replies Abe, "You must keep your affair a secret under pain of death. Only you, Freda and every one of her best friends must know."
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