Mary had a little dog,
All night long he'd hunt.
He stuck his head in Mary's lap,
To smell her little
"Control yourself, you naughty dog!
You make my pressure jump!"
Ain't but one man in this town
Good enough to
Pumpkin pie is almost done,
Lots of corn to shuck,
Brother's got a lazy wife.
She don't give a
F'crying out loud, look outside!
The captain and the crew,
Heading down the Mazie's house
to get themselves a
Screw the light bulb in the lamp,
Please don't break the glass.
If you eat those pepper pods,
They're bound to burn your
Asked a woman, "What's your name?"
She wrote it by the creek.
Pardon me, I'll step outside,
I've gotta take a peek.
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