Sam, Abbe and Moishe were waiting in line to get into Heaven. When Sam gets to the front of the queue, the Angel Gabriel said, "Heaven is nearly full today and I can only admit those who have had horrible deaths. What's your story?"
"I suspected my wife was cheating on me," says Sam, "so I came home early to try to catch her red-handed. I knew something was wrong as soon as I entered my flat, but I couldn't find where the other guy was hiding. However, when I went out onto my balcony, there was this man hanging onto my railings. I was furious and started kicking him but he held on so I got a hammer and battered his fingers. He couldn't take that and had to let go. He fell 20 stories but he somehow landed in some thick bushes and only stunned himself so I ran into my kitchen, grabbed the fridge and threw it over the balcony. My aim was perfect – it landed right on top of him, killing him instantly. Unfortunately, all the raw anger got to me. I had a massive heart attack and died on my balcony."
"That sounds quite bad to me," said the Angel Gabriel and let Sam in.
He then explains to Abbe about Heaven being full and asks for his story.
"It's been a very unusual day for me. I live on the 21st floor of a Dockland's tower
and every morning I do exercises on my balcony. Unfortunately, this morning I slipped on the wet floor and fell over the edge. Luckily, I managed to grab the railing of the balcony below mine. All of a sudden, a man burst out onto the balcony and just for a moment I thought I was saved. But he was a madman and started beating me. I somehow held on but when he started hammering at my hands, I had to let go. But I got lucky and fell into the bushes below, winded but OK. But my luck ran out when a fridge fell on me. Now I'm here."
Once again, Angel Gabriel agreed that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.
Moishe came to the front of the line and again the whole process was repeated. Angel Gabriel explained that Heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says Moishe, "I'm hiding naked inside a refrigerator... "
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