Little Johnny was sitting in class one day when the teacher said, "Class, today I am going to teach you about Custer's Last Stand. For your homework tonight I want you to depict with a drawing the lesson I am about to give." So the teacher goes on to relate the story of Custer's Last Stand.
That evening at home, Little Johnny is stumped by his assignment. But all of a sudden, a light goes off in his head and he begins to draw his assignment. He is so inspired that he is convinced that he will get an "A" for the project.
The next day Little Johnny hands in his assignment and the teacher looks at it. Little Johnny had drawn a picture of a cow its head surrounded by a halo standing there praying and around the cow there were lots of Indian couples having sex.
The teacher was mortified. "Little Johnny! What is this!? I never talked about any of this yesterday!"
Little Johnny then said, "But weren't Custer's last words "Holy Cow!! Look at all those fucking Indians!"
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