* Multitasking
o You can crash several programs all at once. No waiting!
* Built-in Networking
o You can crash several PC's all at once. No need to buy Novell Personal Netware or LANtastic to crash.
* Microsoft Network
o Connect with other Windows users and talk about your crash experiences. Support groups in different cities will be organized.
* PnP
o Plug and Pray (that it works)
* Multimedia
o Experience the immense sight and sound of crashing. Compatible with existing software It will also crash your existing software.
* Increased Productivity
o You will need to *increase* your budget to buy more *products* like RAM and HardDrives. Better yet, get a new computer! That's productivity.
* User-Friendly
o Picture of clouds
* State of the Art
o Pay for Bill's next bid for a work of art.
* Macintosh-like
o It took Microsoft eleven years and it's not even original.
* Online Registration
o Dial into Microsoft and let them snoop around your hard drive. This will guarantee you a place in Microsoft's files for the rest of your life.
* MS Plus
o More money for Bill's plus side.
* Optimize
o It will increase the utilization of your hard drive and CPU so much so that you'll end up upgrading your system.
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