A cardiac patient with end-stage heart disease was informed that he needed an immediate heart transplant operation.
The heart surgeon told him, "You can have a doctor's heart for $10,000 dollars or a Rabbi's heart for $25,000 dollars or I can give you a lawyer's heart for$100,000 dollars."
The patient asked, "Why is the lawyer's heart so much more expensive than the others?" "
"Well," replied the surgeon, "we have to go through a lot of lawyers to find a heart."
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