Unusually for a mid August day in Golders Green, it's very, very hot. Sadie has been busy. She's washed the floor, made the evening's roast meal and taken the washing out of the washing machine and hung them up. Then she leaves the house to go pick up some dry cleaning. As Sadie walks to the shops, she's perspiring profusely so when she comes to a pub, she says to herself, "Gootness, its hotter dan hell today, so vy nodt? I must go ged a drink or I'll pass out."
She enters. When the bartender asks what she would like to drink, all she can think of is a cold beer, her Nathan's favourite drink when he's hot. So she replies, "Ya know, it is zo hot, I tink Ill have myself a cold beer."
"Anheuser Busch?" asks the bartender.
Sadie blushes and replies, "Vell fine, tanks, und hows yu pecker?"
Read all jokes from:Jewish (+6996)
