Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met
by St.Peter at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, "Ladies,
you all led such wonderful lives, that I'm granting you six
months to go back to Earth and be anyone you want."
The first nun says, "I a-wanna be Sophia Loren," and POOF
she's gone.
The second says, "I a-wanna be Madonna," and POOF she's gone.
The third says, "I a-wanna be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says.
"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, that name just
doesn't ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it
to St.Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. "No
Sister," he laughs, "this says 'Sahara Pipeline, laid by 500 men
in 7 days!'"
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