In light of the success of Viagra, chemists are developing a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in todays society. Here are a few of them: -
* DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug was given to 100 men before they went on a car trip. It caused 72 of them to stop and ask for directions when they got lost, compared to a control group of just 2 men.
* PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental drug were far more likely than normal to finish a household repair job before starting on the next.
* COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 out of 100 middle-aged men given this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle. The drug is now being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.
* BUYAGRA - After taking this drug for only two days, married men reported an urge to buy their wives expensive jewellery and gifts.
* NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug has the effect of making men want to turn off SKY Sport and actually converse with other family members.
* FLATULAGRA - This complex drug makes it more pleasant to take long car trips with certain men.
* FLYAGRA - This drug is showing great promise in treating men with O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder).
* PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people. Note: An accidental overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors."
* LIAGRA - This drug, which causes men to be more truthful when being asked about their affairs, will be available in Regular, Grand Jury and Politician strength versions.
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