Little Johnny came home from school crying. His mother asked him, "What's wrong, Little Johnny? Why are you crying?"
Little Johnny said, "The kids were teasing me. They said I have a big head. They called me 'head case' and 'bushel head' and all sorts of other horrible names."
"Nonsense, Little Johnny. Your head is no larger than the other kids. Come here and sit on my lap," said his mother.
She told him how she loved him and how special he was and finally he stopped crying. She had cheered him up so he was his usual happy self.
"Now, Little Johnny," she said, "I would like you to go to the store for me. Would you get a couple of quarts of milk and a large soda pop?"
"How am I going to get them home, Mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "My wagon is broken. Remember?"
"That's okay," she said, "Just put them in your cap."
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