Jewish husbands and wives
* He will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs, whereas she will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesnt need.
* She worries about the future until she gets a husband, whereas he never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* He is successful if he can make more money than she can, whereas she is successful if she can find such a man.
* To be happy with him, she must understand him a lot and love him a little, whereas to be happy with her, he must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* He will live longer than single men do, but then he's a lot more willing to die.
* She marries him expecting him to change (but he doesnt), whereas he marries her expecting that she wont change (but she does).
* She has the last word in any argument, whereas anything he says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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