Jessica Simpson and Antonio Banderas are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. He asks her if she would like to play a fun game' Jessica Simpson, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Antonio persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
Antonio Banderas, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches Jessica Simpson's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
Antonio Banderas asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon'"
Jessica Simpson doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to Antonio. "Okay, " says Antonio, "your turn".
She asks him, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs'"
Antonio Banderas, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to all his friends, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes Jessica Simpson, and hands her $500.00.
Jessica Simpson says, "Thank you, " and turns back to get some more sleep.
Antonio Banderas, who is more than a little miffed, wakes Jessica Simpson and asks, "Well, what's the answer'" Without a word, she reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
Read all jokes from:Celebrity (+966)
