Benny had worked long and hard all his life and now his end was near. His family had all gathered around his hospital bed. Through half-closed and watery eyes and with a very croaky voice, Benny said, "Sadie darling, are you here?"
"Yes, dear, I'm here."
"Sam, are you here?"
"Yes, dad, I'm here."
"Hannah, are you here?"
"Yes, daddy."
"Rifka, are you here?"
"Yes, dad."
"Harry, are you here?"
"Yes, grandpa."
Then, struggling to sit up and using his last ounce of strength, Benny shouted, "If you're all here, who on earth is looking after the shop?"
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