* Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
* As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
* COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key.
* Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
* Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster.
* Backups! We don' NEED no steenking backups.
* 4 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
* E Pluribus Modem
* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes
* File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
* Ethernet (n): Something used to catch the Etherbunny
* Computers are not intelligent; they only think they are
* A main - frame: The biggest PC peripheral available.
* My software never has bugs. lt just develops undocumented features.
* An error? Impossible! My modem is error - correcting
* C:WINDOWS C:WINDOWSGO C:PCCRAWL
* CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re - boot Washington D.C. (Y/N)?
* C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN
* < - - - - - - - - The information went data way
* Does fuzzy logic tickle?
* Best file compression around - "DEL *.*" = 100% compression
* A computer's attention span is as long as its power cord.
* The Definition of an Upgrade: Take old bugs out, put new ones in.
* 11th commandment: Covet not thy neighbor's Pentium
* BREAKFAST.COM Halted .. Cereal Port Not Responding
* 24 hours in a day... 24 beers in a case... Coincidence???
* The name is Baud, James Baud.
* Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
* BUFFERS FILES 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go
* Windows: Just another pane in the glass.
* SENILE.COM found... Out Of Memory...
* Access denied! Nah nah na na nah nah!
* Who's General Failure & why is he reading my disk??
* C:Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner!
* Ultimate office automation: Net - worked coffee.
* Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay!
* RAM disk is NOT an installation procedure.
* Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'
* Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?
* All computers wait at the same speed.
* Computer: A device designed to speed and automate errors.
* Go ahead, make my data!
* Smash forehead on keyboard to continue...
* Enter any 11 - digit prime number to continue...
* ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!
* e-mail returned to sender: Insufficient voltage.
* Help! I'm modeming... and I can't hang up!!!
* All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
* Error! Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
* DOS Tip #1701: Add DEVICE=FNGRCROS.SYS to CONFIG.SYS
* Hidden DOS secret: Add BUGS=OFF to your CONFIG.SYS
* Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
* Press any key... no, No, NO!! Not THAT one!
* Press CTRL - ALT - DEL to continue...
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