Moshe from Edgware builds one of the most advanced talking robots ever invented. This robot can answer just about any question asked of it, whatever the subject. Moshe announces his achievement in the Jewish Chronicle and invites scientists to the launch at the Golders Green Theatre. When the guests arrive, there stood the robot with a sign around its neck: -
ASK ME ANY QUESTION AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE CORRECT ANSWER
For the first 30 minutes, dozens of questions are asked and the robot always gives the correct answer. Everyone is amazed. Then Hymie goes up to the robot and asks, "Where, at this very moment, is my father?"
The robot immediately replies, "Your father is at present lying on the beach in front of the Dan Hotel in Tel Aviv accompanied by a gorgeous woman."
"Well you're totally wrong," says Hymie. "My father is Aaron Minkoffsky and just before I arrived, I spoke to him on the phone. He's at home with my mother in Edgware."
"Yes, it's true that Aaron Minkoffsky is at home with your mother in Edgware," says the robot, "but your father is at present lying on the beach in front of the Dan Hotel in Tel Aviv accompanied by a gorgeous woman."
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