a old man walks in to shul one day and goes over to someone and shows him a wallet, and says "how would you like to buy a magic wallet, i just made it myself?"
the guy looks at him and says " whats so special about this wallet?"
the old man says i've been a mohel for the past 40 years, and i saved all the peices that i cut off and made a wallet, BUT if you rub it, it will turn in to a suitcase...
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