When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.
This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
Got a full six-pack but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.
A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
He does not have ulcers, but he is a carrier.
He has been working with glue too much.
He would argue with a signpost.
He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.
When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.
If you see two people talking, and one looks bored, he is the other one.
A photographic memory but with the lens covered glued on.
A prime candidate for natural de-selection.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing but the train is not coming.
Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
If he were any more stupid, he would have to be watered twice a week.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
Takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Read all jokes from:HR (+462)
