'The Kosher Leather Company Ltd' felt it was time for a shake-up and advertises for a new Managing Director. Morris gets the job.
Morris is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On his first tour of the factory, he sees a young man leaning against a wall. The area is full of production workers and he thinks this is a good time to let them all know he means business.
Morris walks up to the man and asks, "How much money do you make a week then?"
The young man looks at Morris and replies, "I make $240 a week. Why do you want to know?"
Morris then hands the man $240 in twenty pound notes and shouts, "Here's a week's pay. Get out of here and don't let me see you here again."
Feeling pretty good about his first dismissal, Morris looks around and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that idiot did here?"
With a smile on his face, one of the workers replied, "He's a pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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