When Jewish children were asked what advice they would give to other children, here are some of the answers they gave.
* "Never trust a dog to watch your food."
* "When your Dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' don't answer."
* "Never tell your Mum her diet's not working."
* "Stay away from prunes."
* "Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to."
* "When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair."
* "Don't sneeze in front of Mum when you're eating crackers."
* "Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts."
* "If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse."
* "Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick."
* "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a cricket bat."
* "If you get a bad school report, show it to Mum when she's on the phone."
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