There are three signs on the wall in Moshe's Furniture Warehouse.
SIGN 1 - "There are two very good reasons why we won't cash your cheque. Either we don't know you, or we DO know you."
SIGN 2 - "We have an agreement with all the local banks. They don't sell furniture and we don't cash cheques."
SIGN 3 - "We don't blame our competitors for charging less for their furniture. After all, they should know what their stuff is worth."
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