* 180 degrees shy of heaven
* Performing with Flacido Domingo
* A few parts shy of an erector set
* Sch-wing and a miss
* Not rising to the level of impeachable offense
* The Null Monte
* Disappointing Miss Daisy
* Taking the gold at the Lake Flaccid Olympics
* Ascension Deficit Disorder
* Bouncing the Check of Love
* Less-than-Magic Johnson
* All Doled up with nowhere to go
* Welcome to Flaccid City. Population: You
* Serving boneless pork
* Unleavened Man-Bread
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