Jacob is out sailing in his expensive yacht when he gets into difficulties and has to call out the lifeboat. Because the coastguard needs an accurate fix on the yacht's location, he calls the yacht on the radio.
"What is your position? Repeat, what is your position?"
Jacob replies, "My position? It's very good. I'm marketing director of a medium sized firm of solicitors in London."
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