* Cats purr. Dogs drool.
* Cats use a litter box. Dogs use your leg.
* In 1996, over 10,000 US deaths were attributed to a dog owner's choking on saliva during morning wake- up licks.
* Cats always land on their feet. Dogs just won't let you throw them.
* Cats let you kick them when you're stressed out.
* Cats will wait until you've read your morning paper before tearing it to shreds.
* Cats look cute sleeping on the t.v. Dogs just crash right in front of the screen.
* Fewer cat owners suffer from 'Flappy Tail' lacerations than dog owners.
* No one has ever had to "Beware of the Cat".
* Cats bury their poop. Dogs dig up others'.
* Cats have better things to do than stick their nose in your crotch.
* Why do you think they call it, "Dog Breath?"
* Garfield. Odie. Enough said.
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