THE WOMEN
* 40-ish
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* Adventurer
Has had more partners than you ever will
* Athletic
Flat-chested
* Average looking
Ugly
* Beautiful
Pathological liar
* Contagious Smile
Bring your penicillin
* Educated
College dropout
* Emotionally Secure
Medicated
* Feminist
Fat; ball buster
* Free spirit
Substance user
* Friendship first
Trying to live down reputation as slut
* Fun
Annoying
* Gentle
Comatose
* Good Listener
Borderline Autistic
* New-Age
All body hair, all the time
* Old-fashioned
Lights out, missionary position only
* Open-minded
Desperate
* Outgoing
Loud
* Passionate
Loud
* Poet
Depressive Schzophrenic
* Professional
Real Witch
* Redhead
Shops the Clairol section
* Reubenesque
Grossly Fat
* Romantic
Looks better by candle light
* Voluptuous
Very Fat
* Weight proportional to height
Hugely Fat
* Wants Soulmate
One step away from stalking
* Widow
Nagged first husband to death
* Young at heart
Toothless crone
THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST
* 40-ish
52 and looking for 25-yr-old
* Athletic
Sits on the couch and watches ESPN
* Average looking
Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back
* Educated
Will always treat you like an idiot
* Free Spirit
Sleeps with your sister
* Friendship first
As long as friendship involves nudity
* Fun
Good with a remote and a six pack
* Good looking
Arrogant
* Honest
Pathological Liar
* Huggable
Overweight, more body hair than a bear
* Like to cuddle
Insecure, overly dependent
* Mature
Until you get to know him
* Open-minded
Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested
* Physically fit
I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself
* Poet
Has written on a bathroom stall
* Spiritual
Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday
* Stable
Occasional stalker, but never arrested
* Thoughtful
Says "Please" when demanding a beer
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