A couple gets married, and thirty years later they're in the same hotel,
in the same room. She takes off all her clothes, lies back on the bed, and
spreads her legs. Her husband starts to cry. She says, "What's the
matter?" He says, "Thirty years ago I couldn't wait to eat it. Now it
looks like it can't wait to eat me."
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