A rabbi and a priest get into a car crash. It is a horrible wreck and both cars are totaled.
The rabbi gets out and says the priest "I think God wanted us to meet together and talk"
Priest "It would appear that way"
The rabbi says "just one minuet" and goes to the back of his car. After pulling a bottle of wine miraculously in pristine condition out of his trunk, he hands the bottle to the priest saying "I think God wanted us to come and have a drink together"
After the priest takes a heavy drink he tries to hand the bottle back to the rabbi, but the rabbi says "No, I think I'll just wait in my car for the cops."
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